GARDEN JOKES. TO SHARE WITH YOUR CHILDREN.

A compilation of gardening jokes from a New York City garden designer and father to his peers.  Enjoy. 

© Peanuts, Charles Schultz

© Peanuts, Charles Schultz

"What did the carrot say to the wheat?
Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet."
-  Shel Silverstein

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.

What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
Garden hose.

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

With fronds like these, who needs anemones.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold out here!!

What do you call two young married spiders?
Newly webs.